Katy Perry!!! Wait, what? Who gives a shit? Who else?
Pablo Piccasso!!! Holy Shit, that would be awesome, if he weren't kind of an asshole overall. And dead. Very very dead. GIMME SOMEBUDDY GOOD GODDAMNIT!
Thrall of the mother-fucking frostwolf clan? Go'el the Son of Durotan? The Kwisatz Haderach of Azeroth? October 25th is his birthday? WTF? I thought they used the Olmec Indian Calender in Orgrimmar. Oh, it's the DISCIPLES of Thrall's birthday. Almost as good.
Yep, three years ago today Sezmra, Threshkreen, and Kaylith incorporated the fine fantastic-ness that is DoT. There have been bad times, and thick dark shitty times, but mostly awesome friend-forging times of awesome awesomeness. Even though DoT no longer raids it survives as a pretty badass social guild, with Graal, Doomreaver, Dotho and others returning to the game every day. To all those who (like me), bailed on Cata, you should check out Mists. I'd say it's the best xpac, and it is, but that would sound like bullshit, and it is. If you don't come back we still miss you all, and if you do come back we have naked Thursdays.
Also: The guild is less than a bubble away from level 25. Coincidence? Coincidence is for fucking sissies.
And this makes me happy:
